Fraternity Terminology

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Subj: Fraternity-English Dictionary (fwd)

 

From:pmcmahan@shrike.depaul.edu

The Fraternity-English Dictionary

 

In Fraternity In English

CONFRONTATION:

 

* "I'll kick your ass! * "I'm gonna get about 20 of my

frat buddies together and we're

gonna wield bats and hope we can

catch you asleep under a tree

so we can beat you up!"

 

* "I've never lost a fight." * "I've never been in a fight."

 

* "I'm about to introduce you to * "I'm gonna pay a football player

a work of pain." to beat you up."

 

* "Surely we can talk this out like * "Not the face! Not the face!"

rational human beings."

 

* "I believe in a fair fight." * "We'll start the fight when my back up arrives."

 

EDUCATION:

 

* "By taking the initiative to go * "I'm here for beer in sex, in no

on to a university and further my particular order."

education, I hope to broaden my

horizons, open new eployment

oppurtunities, and be a better

person on the whole."

 

MEETING WOMEN:

 

* "Hello, may I buy you a drink?" * "How much alcohol does it take

to get you in bed?"

 

* "Would you like to dance?" * "Please give me a reason to touch you."

 

* "I think men should be more * "It really pisses me off when

responsive to the needs of chicks don't swallow."

women."

 

* "That's a very interesting * "That's a very interesting name

name you have." you have. Of course, in five minutes, I'll be so

absorbed by alcohol and staring at your chest

that I won't remember it."

 

* "Would you like to go back to * "Let's go back to my places where

my place?" I can paw at you, get slapped, and later brag

to all my frat brothers about what an easy lay

you were, destroying any chance

at respectability you have."

 

* "I'd like to get to know you * "Take off your bra."

better."

 

 

RELIGION:

 

* "I respect Christianity. Jesus * "Anyone who turns water to

was a great man, full of love wine can't be all bad."

and patience. The hate he had

to endure, and yet he still

loved us all. He truly was the

Son of God."

 

SEXUAL SITUATIONS & RELATIONS:

 

* "I respect you for your decision * "Damn it, I paid for your dinner.

of abstinance." Now put out!"

 

* "Of course I'll respect you in * "Respect you in the morning? I can't even

the morning." remember your name tonight!"

 

* "I want you to know I don't do * "Looks like I get another notch

this with just anyone." on the ol' belt. Three more and

my frat pals throw a kegger in my honor."

 

* "Despite our differences, I'm * "You're ugly, but I don't wanna

still willing to make a go at look at you. Just f**k you."

a relationship."

 

* "I love you." * "God I hope I wasn't stupid enough to give you

my real phone number."

 

 

SOCIAL ISSUES:

 

* "I totally agree with your * "Just because I can't make you

stance and am angered how my sit at the back of the bus does

race has oppressed you for so not mean I have to like you."

long."

 

* "The plight of your people is * "I hate you [insert appropriate

truly an awe-inspiring tale." racial slur here]."

 

* "I want you to know that despite * "Please don't mug me."

our color differences, I think of

you as a brother."

 

* "Not enough people take birth * "So what if it IS my kid, I don't

control seriously." see how it's my problem."

* "But the problems with condoms * "No way in hell am I putting

is you still run the 20%+ chance something that looks like a

of it rupturing during sex." party balloon on my dick."

 

* "Something needs to be done about * "Can't we shoot them or something?"

the homeless problem in our

country."

 

* "It breaks my heart to think * "Better him than me."

somewhere in the world, a small

child will go to bed without his

dinner again tonight."

 

 

COMMON FRAT VOCABULARY

 

In English In Fraternity

 

Woman Bitch

Holy Water Beer

God Beer

Someone who can help me Friend

get what I need, be

there when I need to use

them and never asks for

favors in return

Someone who can be in no Asshole

way exploited.

Art school student <when Fairy

in company of other frats>

Art school student <when Master of the Visual Arts

alone & surrounded by

other art school students)

Checking Account/Loan Officer Daddy

Girlfriend Guaranteed Sex

Janitor Most probable post-college job







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